The beach is full of babes in bikinis (well, Downtown, too...). Platform open-toe pumps at towering heights, stringy halter tops (timeless treasures!), and white denim miniskirts are all the rage for yet ANOTHER summer season. (BTW: if I EVER spot you in a denim mini of any type, I will shutter and puke a little in my mouth at the same time. Be classy, go to TJ Maxxx and get a damn pencil skirt. Preferably high waisted. TRUST ME. You will get hot guys that are SMART buying you drinks instead of loose frat-military-types who just want to get you to their hotel to bang you. GROSS!!!).
And the boyz, woah! Skinny skinny skinny is IN again this summer. The shortest shorts you've ever seen, topless tatt-ed uppp mid-drifts exxxposed, and Sperry's reign supreme on the guys "DO" list for beachwares. Down here in the South, you just NEVER know what you're gonna see on these humid, sticky streets.
Since this summer is already seeming like a baddd repeat of last summer, you know - the kind of VHS recording that just keeps looping and looping on your busted old TV and the stop button on your player is broken?!? Yeah, like that. Well, let's adventure back to THE WAY WE WORE...PHOTO RECAP! SUMMER 2000-hate, or 2000-GREAT (as I like to call it now).
...take a ride with me...like Missy and Lil Kim...YEASSS!
luv you, mean it, xoxo!!!
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